correlate

To put the severed penis of another man, most likely a close friend of the perpetrator of the correlation, into the distended anus of a third party. This third party is most frequently a man dressed in a Leonardo suit, though Donatellos and even Michelangelos are somewhat common. Occasionally, the disembodied member finds itself in the hanging asshole of a dog or other animal, in which case the correlation is considered a "doggone good one."

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.

Is a systematic order too become properly done-a proper thing or item-an exciting situation that is healthy

Similar to causality, but the unloved -lity suffix of correlation that the dictionary refuses to recognize. Fuck off, Merriam-Webster.

A strange creature spending its time aggregating *interesting* images from sites like 4chan and redistributing to others. In other words, socialism of perversion.

Correlation! No breathing! Do give a... Er, wait those aren't the lyrics... Er, did I already do this one?

Means applying pressure too much too someone and also being very strone and abusive in language and applicably accepting it as if you were right...